$33.99 - $36.99post nut clarity tee
For the exact moment the fog clears and the group chat gets concerned.
Questionable shirts for questionable people.


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Freshly printed bad decisions. Pick a shirt, choose your size, and let the consequences ship directly to your door.
$33.99 - $36.99For the exact moment the fog clears and the group chat gets concerned.
$32.99 - $35.99
$33.99 - $35.99
$33.99 - $36.99For when the delivery confirmation is also an existential event.
About
RegretWear makes dumb shirts for people who have a personality and maybe a few problems.
That's pretty much it.
The shirts are soft, the jokes are questionable, and the whole thing exists because sometimes a stupid idea deserves to be printed on cotton and worn in public.
No deep mission. No lifestyle movement. No founder story about discovering purpose during a sunrise hike.
Just shirts. Some are funny. Some are a cry for help. Ideally both.
Problems?
Need a human?
ContactMost shirts are printed on Comfort ColorsĀ® 1717 tees, made from 100% ring-spun US cotton with a relaxed, heavyweight feel.
It has a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit. It should feel slightly roomy without being oversized. Check the size guide before ordering.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid bleach. Use low heat if ironing. Do not dry clean.
Each shirt is made to order, so fulfillment and shipping times can vary. You'll receive tracking once your order ships.
Because items are made to order, returns may be limited unless there's a defect, misprint, or fulfillment issue. Contact us if something arrives wrong.
RegretWear designs the products, and production/fulfillment is handled through print partners.